Wednesday, December 24, 2008

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

CLEVELAND - Hugh Hefner is not only the greatest hedonist in history, he's also a human blueprint for how to live life to the fullest, on your own terms and without care of anyone else's disapproval. 

He's the man.

With the recent break up of the luscious triumvirate of Holly, Bridget and Kendra (and subsequent departure from the iconic Playboy mansion), Hefner had been in a funk. The legendary publisher was indeed in love with Holly Madison, one third of the female stars of The Girls Next Door. Deciding that she wanted children and realizing the 82-year old Hefner was incapable of fulfilling that wish, she broke things off and hooked up with another guy.

Why that little...

The other two girls followed suit but, Hefner kept a stiff upper lip and almost instantly acquired a pair of hot, teenaged twins as his new human blow-up dolls: Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

You go boy!

Per tradition, Hefner has just released his latest Christmas card (pictured above) which features the great man flanked by the aforementioned 19-year old sexy treats. In the spirit of the holidays, and since 'tis the season to be giving...let's give the man his just due.

He's really, truly living his life...like ALWAYS!

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